Marienhof only sounds ugly because it’s in German, but it’s actually a still-popular soap opera that launched in 1992, centering on the Busch family. Now, Busch only sounds dirty because of it’s similarity to a slang about a hairy female sexual organ. Wait, though, this series is dirty in fact. First off, there’s mucho cleavage in this show, even if mucho is more associated with the Spanish than the Germans. Yvonne De Bark goes topless and backless, which erects our pants tree, while Margit Geissler shows off her C-cups and Caroline Grothgar has small tits on display for the guys who feel less is more. Johanna Klante, Anke Sevenich both go full frontal, and Annika Murjahn has huge hooters and she’s willing to share. Why can’t American soaps be this bubbly?