Blonde German Luise Bähr makes a good argument for blondes, as if there needed to be one, and for blonde Germans. It's not that Skin Central prefers blondes--there are certainly no gentlemen working here--but there's something about that shiny bright hair framing a mouth that speaks the most gutteral language on God's Green Earth that just makes our shnitzel sizzle. And German TV, a pornucopia of prurient pleasures, has broadcast so many of these striking figures that Mr. Skin is weak in the knees, though harder a bit further north. Take for example Platonische Liebe (1999), a horror short that is long on Luise in a whipped-cream bikini that uncovers her cherries. She also appeared in the family-friendly, as well as skin-friendly, TV series Nesthocker - Familie zu verschenken, where she splashed around in a tub for some nipple slipple. But that's only a pre-lewd to the made-for-TV horror flick School's Out 2 - Die Insel der Angst (2001), where some quick breast shots are accentuated by a bit of bum in the DVD extras. School's not the only thing that's out.