Born on the last day of '69, busty blonde Marie Penner turned the Punjabi hero head over heels in Neal 'n' Nikki (2005) when he spots the Vancouver coed bouncing down the campus steps in an orange & blue halter top that brings the pro-seedings to a horny halt. "That one!" he points out to Nikki, who had promised, "I could get you some action" in his pre-marriage quest to sleep with 21 hot babes in 21 days! When the two innocent Indians first meet at a babe-filled party, Nikki laughingly points at Neal's boner...yet his Bolly 'wood' impresses enough to land her in bed. Elephants are "big" in their homeland, so when Nikki whispers to Marie about the junk in his "trunk," she's all ears. "Nikki's been telling me all about you," the coed coos to Neal. "If what she says is true, then we must hang out"--bringing her miniskirted kipper close to his zipper (from which he's no doubt hanging out again). "Come by my work at the Crab Shack at 7 and we'll get together. Okay?" What's not okay is that we never see her again, nor has Marie appeared on the screen since! "Nice is Out, Naughty is In" is the tagline of the movie--which shocked Indian audiences with its intimate scenes but was such a hit overseas that it's known simply as "N 'n' N." Marie supplies a healthy dose of T 'n' A, but we're so sari the film's 'penner' didn't write a scene for her to Hin-do it (or even the whole Camera Sutra)!
