Poland is the butt of many jokes, but only your penis will be laughing when Maria Probosz lights up the screen. The blonde Pole will make your pole rise in Czas dojrzewania (1984), her nude debut, where she’s naked on the beach and then suns her buns in bed. As the editorial department at Skin Central loves to say, she was lust obscene in the drama Labedzi spiew (1988), where she’s a real femme fatale. First she takes a fully nude bubble bath in her sunglasses, taking them off to wash her three B’s. Then she finishes off by shooting a peeper. At least he got to glimpse her burning bush before meeting his maker.