Ewa Kasprzyk wins the award for being born in the most unpronounceable place imaginable: Stargard Szczecinski, Zachodniopomorskie, Poland. Would you like to buy a vowel? Born on New Year's Day 1957, she has appeared in close to fifty films and tv series since making her debut in the mid-80s and continues to be active today. Some of her more notable roles include a recurring role on the tv series Magda M., as well as the films Bellissima (2001) and Na dobre i na zle (1999).The film that grabbed our attention, however, was her role in 2002's Career of Nikos Dyzma where she showed off all three b's, just not at the same time. First we get a flash of fanny as she's in a bathroom, followed by a quick look at her quiff as she exits the bathroom and puts on a nightgown! Finally she takes us down to ta-ta town as she lays naked on a bed talking to a guy as her hooters hang out! Thankfully you won't need a Polish to English dictionary for Ewa to make you goo-a!