Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)

Got your beads handy? Good, because you’ll need an armload of them to survive Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011). Mike (Nicholas D’Agosto), Scottie (Bret Harrison), and Bump (Josh Gad) are best friends whose college (s)experiences have been less than thrilling. Figuring the girls of The Big Easy are easy enough on a normal day, never mind on a special occasion, they head down to New Orleans for the most decadent of all parties, Mardi Gras, hoping to find some Cajun cuties that'll show them their boobies. Things take a turn for the worse when it ends up they screwed up their hotel reservations and have to sleep on the street, but that just sets up the hijinks our hornballs have to deal with. During their stumble down Bourbon Street the boys find plenty of adventure, from unfortunately placed poop bombs to sneaking into Baywatch babe Carmen Electra’s hotel room. Carmen doesn’t flash her funbags, but her pal Genevieve Guzchack will get you Erect-ra baring boobs and butt in the bathroom as her and Carmen shower together. Daneel Ackles doesn't give us dareal deal, since she uses a body double to show off her double Ds, as one of the fella's girlfriends who lies about her grandpa dying, to sneak away for spring break. But Natalie Nicole and Erica Drummond show their jugs while competing in a wet tee shirt contest. Everybody wins seeing those! Then, identical twins Becky O'Donohue and Jessie O'Donohue press their naked bods against Nicholas D'Agosto's body in a closet. Mardi Gracias, for fulfilling that fantasy, ladies. We were so sprung seeing all those sexy women, we had to step away from Mardi Gras: Spring Break to give our thing a break!