Sorry, Madonna's Pig (2011) is not the infamous lost chapter from Madonna's SEX book. It's a Belgian comedy about a guy and his pig in the tiny Belgian village of Madonna (thus the name). Kevin Janssens stars as Tony Roozen, a traveling salesman who ends up stranded in Madonna along with his newest invention, robotic pig Porky. It seems like all is lost for Tony, but Porky might be just what local schoolteacher Maria Glorie (Wine Dierickx) is looking for. A good porking is what Mr. Skin is looking for, too, and Wine obliges with a mamtastic sex montage at the 1 hour, 40 minute mark.