Love, Rosie (2014)

Based on the Cecelia Ahern novel of the same name, the romantic comedy Love, Rosie (2014) follows Alex and Rosie (Sam Claflin and Lily Collins), two childhood friends that have been through everything together. At the age of eighteen, the two decide to leave their native England and head to Boston to attend school. Alex heads off to Harvard to study medicine and Rosie stays home because she gets pregnant after a one-night stand with some dingus (Christian Cooke). Twelve years pass, Rosie and her pre-teen daughter, Katie (Lily Laight) get on with life, but she hasn’t forgotten about Alex, who is now married to a sexy babe, Sally (Tamsin Egerton). A bunch of unbelievably contrived shit happens and Alex and Rosie end up together. Blah, blah, blah. After sitting through this terrible film, all you get is the slightest bit of buns from Suki Waterhouse and some sexy cleavage/bra shots from Lily Collins that will make you hard while you gag over the saccharine rhetoric of the film. Love, Rosie? Actually we’d really love it if Rosie actually got nude!