Lindsay Lohan (2011)

She might have escaped jail time at her most recent trial, but Lindsay Lohan is still bust-ing boulders in the new short film Lindsay Lohan- A Richard Phillips Film. Lindsay Lohan is full of, you guessed it, Lindsay Lohan. First, the former child star gets sexy lying poolside, with a fantastic view of her floatation devices in a retro white bikini. She then slowly steps out of a pool in a scene that’ll really inflate your inner tube. Finally, clad in a super-short dress, Lindsay reaches out and touches herself- though probably not in the way you were hoping.