Les textiles (2004)

It's a comedy of mammers as a pair of bakers finds themselves among the starkers in Les Textiles (2004), the tale of a couple who snatches up a summer house without realizing it's smack-dab in the middle of a nudist camp. Barbara Schulz and Alexandre Brasseur are the floored frogs who are all agog when they arrive at their seaside abode and see hides far and wide. Barb and her brood are first to spy the nudes, and they don't have a clue what to do. Alex is just as perplexed—this is all too oversexed, even for the French! Will they keep the house and try to fit in among the natives, or will they high-tail it back to the city with their skivvies intact?