The Italian comedy La Gorilla (1982) doesn't have a great ape in it, but you'll get a King Kong in your pants thanks to the revealing role of Lory Del Santo. In real life Lory had a child with Eric Clapton, and when the young child fell to his death it inspired the song "Tears in Heaven". The only tears here will be spewing from your penis when Lory showers up her slow-handed body.