Joy Ride 3 (2014)

Mr. Skin knows the joy of a good ride, but not the kind of joy rides they're talking about in the thriller Joy Ride 3 (2014). Rusty Nail (Ken Kirzinger), the vengeful, psychotic trucker with a insatiable desire for inflicting pain on stranded motorists returns, slamming terror and mayhem into overdrive. In this blood-filled installment, a group of punky street racers (Ben Hollingsworth, Sara Mitich, Jesse Hutch, and Kristen Prout) take a fateful shortcut on their way to Canada's Road Rally 1000 that they won’t live long enough to regret. Despite having been warned to avoid the non-policed highway, the gang cruise down it and even start messing with the trucks they come across. Eventually they try to punk the wrong one, and things take a turn for the worse. Suddenly, the fun trip to the rally turns into a cat-and-mouse chase that has Mr. Nail delightfully stalking, taunting, and torturing his newest victims. If the racers had just taken the long way, they might've even found a local busty girl to nail instead of being slaughtered by Rusty Nail. But they had to try and save a day's worth of driving. Oh well, lesson learned. At least in a moment of drug-influenced fornication, the waifish blonde Sara Mitich bares her perfect pair and tiny ass while riding a greasy dude's dick and simultaneously smoking meth. They never covered how to resist a junkie with a perfect pair in DARE! Guess we'll hit it, but will pass on taking a hit of the drugs. Always stay in and take the thin blonde for a spin, instead of rolling the dice on forbidden highways like the racers in Joy Ride 3!