Who says a funny lady can't be sexy? Nobody who's seen the busty and beautiful Joan Cusack. While she's yet to bless audiences with a view of her Cu(te)sacks, she's still a siren to see onscreen. Joan was majoring in English at the University of Wisconsin in Madison when she decided to put her more physical talents forward as an extra in My Bodyguard (1980). The college girl went on to appear in a couple of movies with her leading-man brother, John Cusack, including Class (1983) and Sixteen Candles (1984). Joan put in her time at the comedy factory of Saturday Night Live on the 1985-86 season. But Hollywood called, and Joan answered with a slew of successful hits such as Working Girl (1988) and In & Out (1997). The latter is not as hot as the title may lead one to believe, but both films garnered Joan Oscar nominations. Mr. Skin thinks she deserves the booby prize, but first Joan needs to give up some more fleshy performances. She continues to stay in the public eye, with What About Joan, her failed ABC sitcom, and the hard rocking hit School of Rock (2003), but the closest she's come to skin was in Men Don't Leave (1990). Her large-and-in-charge chest is briefly glimpsed from a distant shot through the bathroom door, but her big guns are holstered. Let's hope this middle-aged mature mama lets us shoot off soon.