Flesh film aficionados will recall Janet Lynn’s skintillating performance as the salacious star of British sexploitation flick Cool It Carol! (1970). The film, originally entitled The Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met, sees the jack-off-able Janet baring her juicy beef balloons and delectable derriere as Carol Snatch, er, Thatcher, a teen runaway who gets swindled out of her money and turns to a life of prostitution. While the medical coverage sucks, the job pays well enough for her to continue hooking even after landing a job as a successful model. Ever the ambitious one, Carol eventually turns to porn, guaranteeing us plenty of skin shots. Sadly, Janet appeared in only one other film, playing a blink-and-you-missed-it bit part in Assault (1971). She disappeared from the public eye after that, prompting us to consider putting a picture of her hey-nanny-nanny on the back of a milk carton. Dammit, Janet--we love you.