Immortality (1998)

Immortality (1998), also known as The Wisdom of Crocodiles, is a mystery-romance starring Jude Law as a vampire in London searching for the ideal woman to redeem him. Vampires, they’re just like you and me, except they can turn into bats, have super-strength and drink blood, but besides that, just like us. The catch here is that Law needs to feed off of someone who loves him perfectly. What does that even mean? We’re not sure, and frankly we don’t care. What we want to know is who do we get to see naked in this film. We get to see Elina Lowensohn topless, which should count for something, though it’s only in one lovemaking scene with Law, and he’s more naked than she is. Vain vampire.