A lonely lady purchases herself a robot lover, but he doesn't work quite as intended in the sci-fi short film Human Assembly (2008). Lucy Egerton stars as Gia, a woman who buys the latest model of android companion played by M. J. Judgefield. Let's not beat around the bush here-- M.J.'s prime directive is to get it on, but when he can't get it up, Gia finds herself placing an incredibly awkward call to customer service. Speaking of beating around the bush, you'll be doing just that when Lucy bares every inch as she gets out of bed, disgusted with her mechanical man. That'll turn your crank!