Why is England so stingy with its homegrown beauties? Take Helen Baxendale . . . please! The dark-haired temptress spends the majority of her carnal career making Limeys squeeze their lemons until the juice runs down their thighs. She has crossed the pond to let Ross of Friends fame soak in her womanly charms. But as his British girlfriend Emily, she never revealed her moist bits. Her breast performances are saved for the old country, where she performed as Lady Macbeth in the latest incarnation of the classic Shakespearean play, as well as in several other TV series and mini-dramas, like the popular Cardiac Arrest. Helen is like her namesake from Troy but has launched a thousand erections rather than ships. She pulled out all the stops, as well as her incredible (wish they were edible) boobs, for her role in Truth or Dare (1996), which had nothing to do with Madonna and features way more nudity than the pop singer's black-and-white documentary. Her hottest role has to be The Investigator (1997), however, in which Helen portrays an agent for the British Armed Forces whose sole purpose is to track down lesbians in the army. She goes deep under the covers at some hot spots, including one topless encounter that will leave even the coolest of men sweating from the tips of their fingernails to the soles of their feet. God save this queen!