Petite powerhouse Haydn Porter wowed Playboy photographers the very day she turned legal.
Haydn's dark red mane, sparkling eyes, and flawless physique made her a natural for the Hutch that Hef Built and, even though Haydn remains just a teen with a MySpace page, she has appeared in Playboy and multiple editions of its sister publications.
While touting her Playboy layout, Haydn made Howard Stern Show history as the only nude-model knockout to be asked to keep her clothes on! And twice at that!
What could possibly have been the King of All Media's seemingly irrational reasoning? Even Howard Stern was taken aback by Haydn looking "so young . . . too young!"
Alas, nineteen-year-old Haydn is very much all woman, and she sat with Mr. Skin to shed light on her luminously rising stardom.
I especially like how strong-willed and determined Padme is, and how Anakin is a disobedient but oh-so-sexy Jedi. God, just thinking about it now is getting me all worked up!
They're all incredible actresses and have played a variety of different roles. Charlize is simply gorgeous, Evan has this sort of naughty look to her that I'm very attracted to, and as for Jennifer (Picture: 1) . . . ass to ass. Need I say more?
I don't really know much about Natalia, but she's too beautiful to exclude from the list. Gwen Stefani seems to be really in charge of her career and exudes a sexy but understated confidence. Heidi Klum has an amazing body and has one of the cutest accents I've ever heard. I love to watch Project Runway and to imitate her adorable pronunciations.
The poor woman is mortified and scared shitless as Otis shoves a loaded gun into her, while the exceptionally sexy Sheri Moon (Picture: 1) laughs gleefully in the background. I sincerely hope I was more turned on by Baby than their terrified victim, but one can never be too sure.
Howard was kind enough to have me as a guest, and I guess enough of his audience liked me that he had me back just a few months later. I think people are really intrigued by the fact that, out of the many girls he's had on over the years, he refuses to let me get naked.
I've always looked younger than I am, and I think having a daughter close to my age really makes him uncomfortable. He's promised me I can get naked when I turn twenty, but we'll see if he holds to his word.
Playboy must have liked me, because just two days later I was naked and in front of the camera! I've always been really shy, so initially I was very nervous, but I soon became more comfortable.
I was named a Coed of the Week back in May and was lucky enough to become Coed of the Month for July (which meant four more shoots!). I've had a lot of fun working with Playboy, and I look forward to continuing to work with them.
Deep down, I am an incredibly shy person, but somehow that all disappears when I adopt a different character. It's really interesting to see what it's like being someone else, and I really do enjoy it. I'm moving to Los Angeles this summer in hopes of pursuing my dream, so we'll see what happens.
I also like talking in crazy voices and accents, watching cartoons, obsessively organizing, doodling creepy characters, collecting wacky figurines, and reading the occasional comic book.
Naturally I also have a few "normal" hobbies, including dancing, working out, karate, and endlessly pursuing action with both sexeswhich ultimately never works out.
I'll probably go back to the Stern show again in the next few months, assuming I have something interesting going on. I'll be moving to L.A. this summer, so there's definitely potential for some cool stuff in the near future.
Haydn's dark red mane, sparkling eyes, and flawless physique made her a natural for the Hutch that Hef Built and, even though Haydn remains just a teen with a MySpace page, she has appeared in Playboy and multiple editions of its sister publications.
While touting her Playboy layout, Haydn made Howard Stern Show history as the only nude-model knockout to be asked to keep her clothes on! And twice at that!
What could possibly have been the King of All Media's seemingly irrational reasoning? Even Howard Stern was taken aback by Haydn looking "so young . . . too young!"
Alas, nineteen-year-old Haydn is very much all woman, and she sat with Mr. Skin to shed light on her luminously rising stardom.
Where did you grow up? What was that like?
I've lived in several different states and have spent the past nine years in Oklahoma. Growing up in the Bible belt was pretty oppressive, and there was very little diversity to be found. Being an atheist, I was heavily criticized by others, as they assumed I had no moral bearing. I was also a chubby little dork and got picked on all the time, which is probably why I'm so shy now. Well, until I get naked, that is.You've become a pop-culture sexbomb in your own right. When you were coming of age, what sexy women inspired you to turn on the whole world?
Elizabeth Hurley as Vanessa Kensington in Austin Powers was a pretty big sexual influence in my life. She's smart, tough, and kind of standoffish. She's so sexy when she runs around in her silver futuristic gear, and she knows how to drive Austin, an International Man of Mystery, absolutely wild.What was the first movie nude scene you remember seeing? Is there a funny story attached to that?
While I'm sure I saw many a nude scene earlier in life, the earliest I can recall is from Leprechaun 3 (Picture: 1). A guy imagines that he's about to plant his face betwixt a pair of bouncy breastusses, but instead he's met by two large fans, which promptly destroy his face. Truly horrific, comedic, and hot.What is your favorite movie nude scene of all time?
This is pretty disgusting, but probably the "shunting" scene from Brian Yuzna's 1989 biological horror epic Society (Picture: 1). So many bodies melting together and becoming a heap of sweaty flesh; it's truly a vile scene, and that's exactly why I love it. It's probably the furthest thing from a hot nude scene you could imagine.What is your favorite sexy movie of all time?
Attack of the Clones. Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman are both gorgeous, and seeing them in their sexy Star Wars gear and getting nasty in front of the fireplace was almost too much for me!I especially like how strong-willed and determined Padme is, and how Anakin is a disobedient but oh-so-sexy Jedi. God, just thinking about it now is getting me all worked up!
Who are the three sexiest actresses working today?
Hmm . . . I'd go with Charlize Theron (Picture: 1), Evan Rachel Wood (Picture: 1), and Jennifer Connelly (Picture: 1).They're all incredible actresses and have played a variety of different roles. Charlize is simply gorgeous, Evan has this sort of naughty look to her that I'm very attracted to, and as for Jennifer (Picture: 1) . . . ass to ass. Need I say more?
What three female celebrities would you most want to perform a lesbian love scene with?
Ha! There are quite a few, but I'll narrow it down by choosing not only by their looks but also their perceived attitudes. I would pick Natalia Vodianova, Gwen Stefani, and Heidi Klum (Picture: ).I don't really know much about Natalia, but she's too beautiful to exclude from the list. Gwen Stefani seems to be really in charge of her career and exudes a sexy but understated confidence. Heidi Klum has an amazing body and has one of the cutest accents I've ever heard. I love to watch Project Runway and to imitate her adorable pronunciations.
Tell us about a movie (or movie scene) that once turned you on and made you think, "This is freaky/scary/funny that this is turning me on."
?Wow, this answer probably reveals a lot about my inner creep, but here goes: I found myself getting pretty aroused by the gun-fucking scene in The Devil's Rejects (Picture: 1).The poor woman is mortified and scared shitless as Otis shoves a loaded gun into her, while the exceptionally sexy Sheri Moon (Picture: 1) laughs gleefully in the background. I sincerely hope I was more turned on by Baby than their terrified victim, but one can never be too sure.
Tell us about your ongoing relationship with The Howard Stern Show.
After my first Playboy shoot, I called into the Stern Show and told Howard that I'd posed for the magazine and that I had been a fan of his since childhood and that I really hoped to meet him one day.Howard was kind enough to have me as a guest, and I guess enough of his audience liked me that he had me back just a few months later. I think people are really intrigued by the fact that, out of the many girls he's had on over the years, he refuses to let me get naked.
I've always looked younger than I am, and I think having a daughter close to my age really makes him uncomfortable. He's promised me I can get naked when I turn twenty, but we'll see if he holds to his word.
Tell us about your ongoing relationship with Playboy.
A few weeks before my eighteenth birthday, Playboy placed an ad in the school newspaper in search of models for an upcoming issue. The auditions happened to fall on my birthday, so with the hopes of meeting Howard Stern, I figured I'd give it a shot.Playboy must have liked me, because just two days later I was naked and in front of the camera! I've always been really shy, so initially I was very nervous, but I soon became more comfortable.
I was named a Coed of the Week back in May and was lucky enough to become Coed of the Month for July (which meant four more shoots!). I've had a lot of fun working with Playboy, and I look forward to continuing to work with them.
Have you thought about going into acting? We'd love to review your movies on MrSkin.com!
I would absolutely love to get into acting, and that's actually another reason I chose to audition for Playboy. It's really hard to get decent exposure living in Oklahoma, but Playboy has helped to give me a head start.Deep down, I am an incredibly shy person, but somehow that all disappears when I adopt a different character. It's really interesting to see what it's like being someone else, and I really do enjoy it. I'm moving to Los Angeles this summer in hopes of pursuing my dream, so we'll see what happens.
What does your family think about your modeling?
Oh god, they weren't very happy when I broke the news, especially my mom. She is normally pretty laid back but had a big problem with her youngest child posing naked for the world to see. They've now grown to accept that this is my current career, and they can see that I'm happy at this point in my life.What do you do for fun?
I'm very different than people often imagine me to be: I'm a total dork, and I love video games, horror movies, and novels and sitting in the dark watching episodes of The Twilight Zone, Star Wars, Star Trek, and late night AE television programs.I also like talking in crazy voices and accents, watching cartoons, obsessively organizing, doodling creepy characters, collecting wacky figurines, and reading the occasional comic book.
Naturally I also have a few "normal" hobbies, including dancing, working out, karate, and endlessly pursuing action with both sexeswhich ultimately never works out.
What are your five favorite movies of all time?
Labyrinth, In the Mouth of Madness, Total Recall (Picture: ), Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Cube.Who are your five favorite musical acts of all time?
Queen, The Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Michael Jackson, and Goblin.What's next for you, Haydn?
I wish I knew! I have a few things up in the air right now. There's a slim chance I'll get a reality show, but I don't know if anyone would be interested enough to watch me play video games and work out all day.I'll probably go back to the Stern show again in the next few months, assuming I have something interesting going on. I'll be moving to L.A. this summer, so there's definitely potential for some cool stuff in the near future.
