Haiku (2006)

Haiku (2006) Is a comedy short from Germany. In it, Barbara Schnitzler gets up and you can’t be down. That’s because when she gets up she’s naked, at least in this movie. She’s bending over, and he get to see the architecture of her form, so perfectly manufactured by nature that the hand of God is evident. Also, if God is anything like man, then His hand is on His penis and He is masturbating to his great work. Which begs the question: is God always masturbating? Can God not masturbate? Does God have a problem with masturbation that we need to talk to Him about? We’ll leave those up to the theologians in our community, we’re too busy jerking to Barbara’s stuff.