If fame is a bitch, at least she has the decency to show her tits. Tidy straw blonde Gretchen Bonaduce has given no indication that she desires to be in the limelight, other than her marriage to former kid actor and punchy celebrity boxer Danny Bonaduce. If pale, pretty Gretchen had not taken vows with the one-time Partridge Family runt, she probably would not have co-starred as his wife in the no-budget amateur like flick America's Deadliest Home Video (1993). But in fact, Gretchen did say I do, and as a result her conical hooters were caught swaying in the momentary blink of renown as she portrayed a woman in the throes of an adulterous embrace. These sweet, compact boobies must be the secret to why Danny is always smiling.