We like a clean machine, aerodynamic and all that, which is why we collected these naked shaving scenes. It's just our thing, and we'll play with our thing if we want to.
Asia Argento in Scarlet Diva (2000) is shaving her pits while naked and staring into the mirror to double our fun. Dee Dee Levitt in Fantasm (1976) gets a team of white-jacket-clad men to shave and do her. Lucky bastards! Shaving is never more orgasmic than with Lina Romay in Rolls-Royce Baby (1975). Amanda Peet in Igby Goes Down (2002) goes down on her pits topless with a razor. Ouch. Shaving snatch, Elisabetta Cavallotti in Guardami (1999) is goddamn gorgeous. Tilda Swinton in Female Perversions (1997) let's her boyfriend do the shaving, down there. Even the supernatural go for that unnatural look down there, like Fata Morgana in Vampire Junction (2001). Spread 'em and shave 'em, like Rachel Blanchard in Spread (2009). Fully nude and cutting, Misty Mundae in Shock-O-Rama (2006) is a keeper for our peepers. Tits from Linda Fiorentino in The Moderns (1988) as a man shaves her underarms. Fully nude Élisabeth Bourgine in Cours privé (1986) is on the bed getting rid of every hair but those on her head. Topless Myriem Roussel in Tristesse et beauté (1985) gets her armpits shaved by a girl. That girl is Charlotte Rampling, so you know there's going to be some les-be-something or other. Francesca Neri in Las edades de Lulú (1990) let's her man shave her pussy cat. Meow.
Cutting scenes, wouldn't you say?