Goodbye Pork Pie (1981)

Goodbye Pork Pie (1981) is that rare film from New Zealand that doesn't involve Hobbits! It tells the story of two dimwits who steal a yellow Mini they dub "Pork Pie" and use it to traverse the country to win back the one guy's wife. Along the way they pick up a hitchhiker (Claire Oberman) and it isn't long before they find themselves on the wrong side of the law, and the whole country is following their adventures! As for that cute young hitchhiker they pick up, Claire Oberman more than makes up for the lack of brains, or skin, on display in the rest of the film. In one scintillating scene, she beds one of the goons, showing off her fantastic fun bags in the process. Get a load of her lobbers as she lays topless in bed, helpless to resist the charms of one of these moronic guys. Goodbye Pork Pie… Hello cream pie!