The hairy palms at Skin Central aren’t exactly sure how Ellen Umlauf, who died at the age of 75 in 2000, managed to make her nude debut in Jedermanns Fest (2002). But the timeline of film is different that our linear one. That’s fine, as what a waste it would be if this big-breasted redhead died before showing off her fiery bush. That’s right, old poon. Get it while it’s hot.