Looking for a fire-maned female with pale white flesh and a heavenly helping of all-natural hootage? Aren't we all, since in the era of tanning booths and hair-dye, it's an already rare look that has become critically endangered. But since we have scoured cinema in search of one, Mr. Skin is happy to say: look no further than the merry Mary Kapper and her adorably swollen flappers! There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is Mary's career was a one and done one, with her appearing in only one movie before quitting the acting world completely. The good news is in her lone cinematic appearance she appeared without her top, and not in some dimly lit artsy crap, but in a clear-as-day pink nip extravaganza. The movie was Night Vision (1997), a Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, Cynthia Rothrock and Robert Foster starring thriller about a detective and his new partner chasing down a serial killer who likes to videotape his victims, which was directed by a guy coming off an episode of Sweet Valley High. So, while it may not be a cinematic masterpiece, you can master your piece to Mary's work in it. Yes, the actress was Ms. Kapper, and the bathtub was all-but-overflowing with joyously jiggling jugs! Pay no attention to the bald dweeb she's popping bottles with, instead focus only on how heavy those hangers are for Mary to carry around. We'd be happy to give her a hand with them. Never acting again, perhaps because she could never top that topless appearance, if you're into porcelain skinned gingers with huge racks, Mary Kapper will turn you into a merry fapper!
