Dracula (1992)

With filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola in the director’s chair, Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) was made with an artistic eye, a big budget, and a first-rate cast featuring gorgeous actresses. In other words, this vampire movie does not suck — but the busty succubi do! These barely-clad beauties (Monica Bellucci, Michaela Bercu and Florina Kendrick) make an enticing trio as they flash their collective racks while licking on Keanu Reeves in an orgy-style pile. If that’s not erotic enough, Sadie Frost reveals her chest while getting it on with Drac (in a beastly wolf form) in the cemetery. As Ms. Frost gets hot and heavy, she puts the motion into this motion picture! Later, the dead-sexy babe bares her breasts when experiencing post-bite convulsions in bed. Before Professor Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins) takes on Count Dracula (Gary Oldman) for the final showdown, the film showcases Judi Diamond’s boob. Not to be outdone, Honey Lauren displays her naked T&A too! What can we say? Such skintastic action will scare the pants off of fans — if they’re not already down! Of course, the big surprise is that Winona Ryder appears in a see-through nightgown. Thanks to some strategically placed back lights, the leading lady’s curvaceous silhouette is highlighted, making her ample mams as well as a hint of muff fairly visible. Perhaps that’s why the film won both a Saturn Award and an Oscar for Best Costume Design. Yet Mr. Skin would prefer it if this costume drama didn’t have any costumes at all!