Dom Hemingway (2013)

Packing on thirty pounds, sporting menacing muttonchops and slicked back hair, Jude Law stars as the titular character in the dark comedy Dom Hemingway (2013). After spending twelve years in prison for not being a rat, Dom, a larger-than-life do-badder with a short temper, reacquaints himself with the streets of London to collect the money he’s owed for shutting up. With his best bud Dickie (Richard E. Grant) by his side, the ex-con heads to the south of France to grab his cash from Mr. Fontaine (Demián Bichir), a ruthless crime boss. But after a couple of chaotic incidents, Dom comes to the realization that he’s lost a lot more in prison than time and money, and he figures that he must make amends with his long-neglected daughter Evelyn (Emilia Clarke). But even with the best intentions, Dom succeeds in messing everything up for everyone in his small world. While he tries to get his life back together, you might be messing up your pants when you get a load at the bra-clad cleavage on Melody (Kerry Condon). Better yet, the film’s femme fatale Paolina (Madakina Diana Ghenea) struts her stuff in sexy swimwear. If that’s not hot enough, a couple of ladies (Colette Morrow and Kaitana Taylor) from the bar flash their flesh and panties after getting literally picked up. Breast of all, a Bond party girl (Claire Viville) and a ping pong girl (Hayley Coppin) bare their boobs and briefs. Now, that’s sure to dominate your recollections of this flick!