Distant Shadow (1999)

Distant Shadow (2000) is a French horror-mystery, which is an appropriate description because we are horrified to inform you the whole film is a mystery to us. What we can say is it stars Rosie Fellner as a girl haunted by the demons of her past, having witnessed the brutal murder of her mother at the age of four. Now, 16 years later, she lives in a run-down boarding house and has a serious boyfriend, when a weird middle-aged neighbor befriends her. He, it turns out, is an assassin, and it only gets more complicated from there on in. Let us avoid things that confuse and instead focus on things that arouse, such as Rosie, who takes a shower and shows a nipple. Ah, that’s better.