When is a naked lady not a naked lady? When that naked lady is Diane DiLascio--just look at the pretty brunette with the toothy smile and you know you want to see her naked. And you get to in Poltergeist: The Legacy, a Canadian TV series. Well, you sort of do. In an episode entitled “Black Widow,” Diane is completely nude on top of her lover. You see everything she’s got, except for her dirty bits, which defines nudity here at Skin Central. You can see Diane on the boob tube on CSI, Enterprise, The Practice, JAG, and Babylon 5, but we’ve yet to see her boobs.