Marisa Petroro has a strange résumé. Oddball director David Lynch directed her first national commercial for Clear Blue Easy, a pregnancy test, back in 1997. She was Miss Italia USA in 1996 and survived cancer at the young age of nineteen. She appeared in country-music videos, just made it into the 103 Sexiest Women in the World list from Stuff magazine, and is a model on the hit game show Deal or No Deal. She seals our deal in an episode of Las Vegas called “Bold, Beautiful and Blue,” where she flashes some side boob and a pasty hopping off stage, with her ass hugged by too-small glittery panties that will leave you panting.