Teresa Simon is an act-chest without fear. That means, in these parts, that she’s naked and let’s us look, so fear not, the goods are coming (and so will you). She has only been in a couple of straight-to-video exploitation flicks, but that’s more than a handful for your handful of erect penis. In the horror-comedy-action hybrid Meat Market (2000), she plays one of three woman who claim to be vampires who sport high-tech weaponry and, in the case of Teresa, little else. She’s seen fully naked making a masked man’s day in bed and then switching to the other team for another fully nude excursion with a naked lady. She revised her carnal role in the sequel Meat Market 2 (2001). We can only pray for a franchise.