Antonio Banderas is the Desperado (1995) and he's got a grudge to settle with the drug lord who shot him through his hand, forever preventing him from playing the guitar again. Thankfully, the wound didn't interfere with his shooting skills, which are ample and explode about every ten minutes in wild bloodletting action. The movie features hip cameos from Quentin Tarantino as a low-life barfly, Cheech Marin as the bartender who serves the worst beer in Mexico and Steve Buscemi. But it's Banderas's lady love Salma Hayek who steals the show, especially in a steamy lovemaking scene. Salma has her honey-dew class breastaculars out on plain view in good light, gives a nice butt shot and shows just about everything else that doesn't grow hair from the neck down. Angel Aviles briefly teases in black lace undies while riding a bad guy. But Salma is the real desperado who steals the audience's heart-on.