Coming from Louisville, Kentucky, and made up of a myriad of amazing races to compress into one beautiful model, Crystal Rose Farmer is finally getting some attention in the movie biz and as a photographer. Recently her gigantic fake funabgs were featured in the comedy Back in the Day (2014) as the only nudity in an otherwise teasing film. Crystal plays a hot tatted and sparkly stripper who’s waiting in a room at a bachelor party. A dude gets thrust into the room with her and then gets straddled by the voluptuous Louisville native, who takes off her bra. The guy kisses both silicone mounds for a little bit before pushing her off him and abandoning a golden opportunity for some great banging. All we can do now is eagerly await more opportunities for confounding can flashing from Crystal.