Crowsnest (2012)

Seriously, if the creepy inbred guy at the gas station at the end of a very long detour through some very dark woods tells you to go back where you came from, do it. This very simple lesson is lost on the dumb college-kid protagonists of the Canadian "shakycam" horror flick Crowsnest (2011), however, a mistake that results in them (spoiler alert!) being eaten alive by cannibals. Speaking of, we'd like to take a bite out of the lovely mitTITas of Mittita Barber, who shows off her sugar sacks topless in the bathroom. Sadly, however, the camera does not pan down to show us her Crowsnest.