With platinum blonde hair, bodaciously bolstered boobage, and a penchant for wearing as little clothes as possible, it should come as no surprise that Courtney Stodden always wanted to be a star. At age 16, the aspiring singer/actress signed up for an acting workshop taught by 51 year old actor Doug Hutchison, and shortly thereafter ended up as his third wife. The controversial match became constant tabloid fodder and Courtney was in hog heaven with all the attention. One massively publicized boob job later and she was ready for the big time, turning down plentiful porn offers for a chance to shake her synthetic suck sacks on the UK series Celebrity Big Brother. They don’t call it the boob tube for nothing, since just a few episodes in we got our first look at the unnatural wonders on Courtney’s chest. Now that’s how you reality show!