Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Paul Newman is the nonconformist who ends up on a prison chain gang in the deep south. They call him Cool Hand Luke (1967), but viewers' hands will be red hot due to all that masturbatory friction. No, Mr. Skin hasn’t gone gay--not that there’s anything wrong with that--rather we’re referring to Joy Harmon. This is one of those few films in which an actress is so hot and tempting that she doesn’t even have to show skin to make the audience's pants stand up at attention. The top-heavy Joy performs a carwash in front of the prisoners that’s akin to an automotive lap dance, complete with sudsy spew. No wonder they say it’s so hard working on the chain gang!