Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)

A killer robot Santa goes on a rampage on Christmas Eve and it’s up to foul-mouthed, hard-partying record store owner Tori Tooms (Riley Dandy) to save everyone in this micro budget horror from writer/director Joe Begos. And like most horror films, the first victims are Tory’s friend Lahna (Dora Madison) and her hipster boyfriend just as things get sexy. Dora ass cheeks are on full display thanks to the teeny thong she wears while her boyfriend sticks his face in between them, then the couple gets the ax (literally) as he’s banging her from behind. Riley still makes time to strip down to her black bra and panties so her employee Robbie (Sam Delich) stuff his face with her fur burger. Sounds like a tasty Christmas dinner to us!