Christina Venuti is an act-chest and a writer, so she can pen the perverted scripts that we want to see her in and then perform in them. Perfect. She’s pretty perfect, too, and we knew it from the minute we saw the big-busted, dark-haired beauty in a bit role in Beverly Hills Cop III (1994). She had a few roles on TV, such as on Dream On and Weird Science, and was in the remake of the classic exploitation slasher Toolbox Murders (2004), but really shined in Susan’s Plan (1998). The comedy about Nastassja Kinski’s plot to kill her ex-husband is zany fun, but nothing compared to finally seeing Christina’s fun-bags.