Christina Morris is a beautiful blonde, so it’s hard to understand why she hasn’t been cast in anything but the action-drama Aces (2006). Well, she had us at hard, because that’s what she makes any man with a workable penis after seeing her pervformance in this story of three beautiful and smart woman and their lucrative venture as high-stakes poker players. Poker? Why, yes, we’d like to poke Christina. She, meanwhile, is in a private game with a naked man who has a 10-gallon cowboy hat over his sex pistol, while Christina is topless in a tiny black thong. We’re all in!