Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

With blonde cheerleaders, flexible ninjas and a whole lotta skin, Kevin Campbell’s action comedy Cheerleader Ninjas has something for everyone. As an inflatable doll that’s come to life, softcore starlet Kira Reed shows off more than just her sense of humor. In fact, she dons a see-through blouse 12 minutes into the movie. When she does a cheer, we get to leer at her nude booty. Rah rah rump! During a fantasy scene, the topless hottie shakes her pom poms on the field at the 36-minute mark. Breast of all, Ms. Reed meets her equal when she and another built bombshell compare their nude boobs with one another. If that’s not arousing enough, the two take turns spanking each other’s bare bottom. How cheeky! As for the plot, the head church lady (Crystal Mikel) in town blames the Happy Valley High cheerleaders for porn on the internet. As such, a gay parochial reform school teacher is sent in to set the gang of goth girls straight. To top things off, the cheerleaders are also faced with the evil Dr. X (Donr Sneed), a zombie-making computer program, and robots armed with dildos. It’s enough to translate your floppy disc into a hard drive! Thanks to the cast of characters — which includes Angela (Angela Brubaker), Heather (Renee Deemer), Ophelia (Tamara Lentz), Jane (Sunny Graves), Bethany (Alissa Shanley), Abigail (Cathryn Farnsworth), Chloe (Jade Merrithew), and Hanna (Brooke Martin) — this flick makes it abundantly clear that T & A is more valued than AI!