Breath (2018)

The Mentalist himself, Simon Baker, made his feature film directorial debut in 2017 when he adapted Aussie writer Tim Winton's critically beloved book into the surfing drama Breath (2018). A surfer himself, Baker stars as Sando, a sort of surfer, stoner, hippy philosopher living in 1970's Australia. Offering the young surfer a lift, Sando meets Pikelet (Samson Coulter), a thirteen-year-old boy who spends his days palling around with his best bud Loonie (Ben Spence). They're pretty aimless in life and spend most of their time being stupid kids trying to find a way to keep themselves entertained. Deciding he'll be a sort of mentor cum father figure to the pair, Sando teaches them about women and always encourages them to take the biggest risk they can. But when the boys meet Sando's wife (Elizabeth Debicki), this basic coming of age drama takes a turn for the weird. While you're probably expecting Sando to push the boys too far and get one of them hurt while hanging ten, instead it's Eva who treats Pikelet who pushes Pikelet past some very obvious boundaries. He's a kid, but she gets very adult with him by boning the youngster and making him choke her in the process. Sure, the idea of a little fella like that fornicating with a woman like Elizabeth Debicki is pretty bizarre, but at least Liz let's em breathe while she's doing it! We see her boobs several times as she turns the boy into a man and even her ass when she is in the shower. Why ride the waves when you can ride her, instead? Megan Smart is another beautiful young woman in the movie whose nips are totally see-through when she calmly sits in the back of a truck wearing a sheer shirt. Remember surfer bros, while you're waiting on that perfect set a young dude might be playing with your girl's set! That must be the moral, but who really cares? It's Elizabeth's rack and Megan's pokies that are taking our Breath away!