It’s nothing new for musicians to cast some fine video vixens to help promote their latest work, but few leave us staring in slack-jawed disbelief like Robin Thicke’s famous video for Blurred Lines. Most of the time, it's cleavage and thongs distracting our dongs. But this was the first big music video to embrace all the ladies' best parts, knowing MTV was going to have to blur out a ton of the video. You probably know the song, even if you never saw the video. It was a smash hit that lasted twelve weeks at the number one spot of the Billboard Hot 100. There was some controversy about the apparently too sexually aggressive lyrics, which were reportedly written about Alan Thicke's son's then wife Paula Patton. Further controversy arose when a whole lot of people noticed how similar the song, written by Pharrell, Robin and T.I., was to Marvin Gaye's hit "Got to Give it Up." But what really had people talking about this one, was the video. There’s nothing blurry about mamtastic models Elle Evans, Jessi M'Bengue, and Emily Ratajkowski dancing around in see-through panties with not a stitch on up top! It's music to your eyes as the babes shake their moneymakers for Thicke, Pharrell, and T.I. while wearing little more than flesh-colored dental floss. R&B must stand for rack & butt! Elle's the gorgeous, long and lean blonde. Emily's the absurdly busty brunette. And Jessi is the black babe with the high pontyail. Who is your favorite? Let your dick make its pick. Sure, it gets weird when Jessi picks up a banjo and Elle grabs a sheep, but our dinks can deal with any hijinks. Everybody get it up... to Blurred Lines!