Blood Harvest (1987)

The horror movie Blood Harvest (1987) — not to be confused with the chiller diller Elizabeth Harvest (2018) — stars Tiny Tim, famous for his falsetto voice and ukulele hits including the offbeat “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” (1968). Yet T.T. sings a different tune in this slasher flick since he plays Marvelous Mervo, a clown-faced pervo who sulks around a farm owned by the Robinson family.  When the Mr. and Mrs. go missing, their daughter Jill Robinson (Itonia Salchek) is put into a perilous position. Granted, Mr. Skin would love to put the sexy brunette in various positions especially after she reveals her ravishing rack at the 36-minute mark! A half hour later, the busty babe is bathed by a guy who lays her down on the couch for some post-scrubbing fun. Although she’s not having it, we get to see her full frontal nudity! Did we mention that the nude ingénue can also be seen flashing her ass as she walks into the shower in a different scene? Later, the alluring actress appears in bed. But her sweat dreams become a nightmare when some psycho breaks in and rips open her nightshirt. The skintastic act exposes her nice knockerage as the intruding dude begins to tie her up. It’s pretty hot, but pretty damn dark too. In 2022, the opening of Blood Harvest achieved a type of cult status when it popped up as an Easter Egg in the video game High on Life. No doubt, fans feel high on Itonia!