Black Widow (2005)

The setup for 2005'sBlack Widow (aka Before it Had a Name) sounds an awful like Lucio Fulci's gross-out classic The Beyond: a good-looking Italian woman unexpectedly inherits a creepy house in the American countryside. But where the two diverge is in what Eleonora (Giada Colagrande, who also wrote and directed) finds when she gets there. In this movie, our heroine doesn't encounter any zombies or demons or things that go bump in the night...unless you count Willem Dafoe, that is. What you'll encounter if you watch this flick is skin, and plenty of it, from Giada, who shows boobs, bush and butt, and from Emily McDonnell, who takes off her top for a strangely unimpressed Dafoe. You'll wish you had eight arms!