Any action flick that stars Tommy Lee Jones is going to kick ass. Black Moon Rising (1986) does that and so much more thanks to the addition of Linda Hamilton, no slouch when it comes to ass kicking or just plain ass. She plays a car thief to Jones’s freelance government man. The car she steals is the Black Moon of the title, an experimental vehicle that runs on water. But you’ll be running on hot steam after Linda’s left lung is exposed making whoopee with Jones. Talk about keeping up with the Joneses!