Black Harvest (1993)

Whatever Black Harvest is about I couldn’t tell you. First of all, I was incredibly distracted by the fantastic full nudity from Helene Egelund & Pernille Hojmark! Seriously, these European goddesses are so distracting, you won’t be able to concentrate on anything else. It’s almost a shame that there’s even a movie around their nudity. Nobody’s paying attention to it, and why would they?