Belle Époque (1992)

"I knew this would happen when he got a whiff of my girls' pussies," says Manolo (Fernando Fernán Gómez), a small-town farmer and painter living in 1930s Spain, in the 1994 Oscar winner for "Best Foreign Language Film" Belle époque (1992). The poon hound he's referring to is Fernando (Jorge Sanz), a deserter from the Spanish Army, who he let hide out on his farm. The problem is, Fernando refuses to pack up and move on after checking out Gómez's four sexy daughters. In fairness, the four hot ladies of Belle would make any man desert . . . his clothes. Luz (Penélope Cruz), the youngest, is ripe and virginal and eager. Rocio (Maribel Verdú)is engaged to the richest boy in town but can't tolerate his mother. Clara (Miriam Diaz Aroca) is a lonely, grieving widow who is easy pickings for Fernando. Even the lesbian sister Violeta (Ariadna Gil) gets a raging ladyboner when Fernando fools around and dresses up like a girl. With each sister having a turn with his hog, is it really a huge surprise that he doesn't want to abandon the farm and return to life on the run? We won't spoil which woman that's tested out his thing ends up with an engagement ring, but we will tell you nearly all the sisters show some skin! First, Ariadna dresses him in a maid's outfit for a fiesta. She goes as a soldier, then seduces him in a hayloft, where he gets an eyeful of Ariadna Gil's jugs. Then, he walks along the river with Gabino, where her husband drowned during a picnic, and the two end up in the river and then, it is inferred, in the sack. Because nothing gets a woman in the mood like the accidental death of your dude. But, we get no glimpse of Miriam Diaz Aroca's rack. Third, after Rocio freaks out then they try to put a wedding dress on her, Fernando's there to roleplay the wedding night. That gives us a great look at Maribel Verdu's tits during the action. Finally, he ends up with Luz aka Penélope Cruz, who he screws, but we only see her in her undies. If you could hide out on a farm with horny hotties like that, every military man would bail, without fail. Belle époque is a sweet desert for your cock!