Beerfest (2006)

All of us at Skin Central raise a glass (among other things) to Beerfest (2006). The Broken Lizard comedy has been described by its creators as “Fight Club with drinking games.” We agree but must admit this movie has more boobies! Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske portray brothers Jan and Todd Wolfhouse, respectively. When they travel overseas to scatter the ashes of their deceased grandfather (Donald Sutherland) at Germany’s Oktoberfest, they stumble on an ancient brew-consumption competition and, after a sound thrashing by the locals, vow to return and triumph. After much foamy training and comical blow-outs (and throw-ups), our boys face their frothy destiny. Along the way, we encounter Great Gam Gam Wolfhouse (Cloris Leachman), Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen (Jürgen Prochnow) and his grandsons Hammacher (Ralf Möller) and Schlemmer (Gunter Schlierkamp). The movie also includes Will Forte, Willie Nelson, and the nude boobs on Simona Fusco! As Ulsa, the busty blonde heats up the screen when she offers to tie up a geek. If that’s not erotic enough, drinking champ Barry Badrinath (Jay Chandrasekhar) drunkenly thinks he’s sucking the fingers on topless hottie Naomi (Candace Smith). But in reality, he’s really nibbling on the toes that belong to Great Gam Gam’s housekeeper Cherry (Mo’Nique). Speaking of grandma, when Gam Gam was in her pretty prime she looked just like Sarah Figoten. During a flesh-back, Sarah bounces her bare breasts while getting banged. Yes, Beerfest explodes into a riotous orgy of tapped kegs and jiggling jugs. Mr. Skin will drink to that!