Animal Instincts (1992)

Sharon Stone’s star-making turn in Basic Instinct (1992) helped the erotic thriller become a smash at the box office — and in spank banks! As such, a bunch of copycat flicks followed from Body of Evidence (1993) with Madonna and Disclosure (1994) with Demi Moore to Jade (1995) with Linda Fiorentino and Showgirls (1995) with Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon. A lesser-known though similar pic is Animal Instincts (1992). In this R rated film, a cop (Maxwell Caulfield) can’t make his love gun work for Joanna (Shannon Whirry) even though the mere thought of this busty bombshell naked causes sperm explosions in our pants! Yet apparently the piece officer can only raise his nightstick when he’s peeping on Jo having shenanigans with other men. Cuck-a-dude-a-do! Luckily for him (and us) the all natural, triple D doll gladly appeases his kink. Indeed, she does it with the cable guy (Jan Michael Vincent). And other guys. Honestly, we don’t care so long as we can ogle her plentiful pair. Thankfully, shapely Shannon repeatedly reveals her massive rack as well as her bush and butt! She even enjoys some sapphic action with the topless Delia Sheppard in bed. Needless to say, the plot often digresses into gratuitous sex and nudity — but we’re certainly not complaining. In fact, the flesh-filled film spawned the sequels Animal Instincts 2 (1994) and Animal Instincts: The Seductress (1996). Since then, Mr. Skin has been waiting with masturbated breath for the franchise’s continuation. C’mon Ms. Whirry, what’s the hold up?