There is nothing quite like a great cinematic trilogy to inspire and encourage the best in us as humans. In American Wedding (2003), subtitled American Pie 3: Piece of the Pie, everyman putz Jason Biggs is the same sperm-addled chump he was when he resorted to spilling his seed within the warm, juicy entrails of a freshly baked piece of pastry in the original Pie (1999) film. His dad remains the hysterically inappropriate klutz Eugene Levy. Jason's character has not become any more handsome, suave, or rich. And yet he is set to tie a few knots in kinky wedded bliss with bite-worthy redhead Alyson Hannigan. Does this fact not inspire and encourage the rest of us?