American Slice (2014)

American Slice—also called Roundabout American—is a movie about a forlorn French chef named Alex who's new to American and just got dumped. (Bummer.) He's thinking about moving home when he meets a dude who lives in his parents basement in the suburbs and gets the grand tour of Chicago, complete with pizza, weed, and general debauchery. Soon enough, he meets enough people to want to stay in the States and he has a brilliant beyond brilliant business idea: A high-class pizza shop/escort service for rich dudes. He eventually meets a new woman (Marielle De Rocca-Serra) that quells his loneliness, but now he has to deal with his girlfriend also being one of his employees. This is bad news for Alex but good news for us, because we get to see her boobs during multiple sex scenes, proving that Chicago really is the center of the known universe. We'd like an American slice of that!